presented to the New Hampshire courts and dissect them again.
Alternatively, the Magistrate Judge found in a footnote “that the plaintiffs have not properly plead the RICO count in their complaint .... Accordingly, in the event that the district court is not persuaded of the applicability of the Rooker-Feldman doctrine, the complaint should be dismissed due to its deficiencies in pleading the RICO claim.”
The district court adopted the Magistrate Judge’s Report and Recommendation in its totality, agreeing that the Rooker-Feldman doctrine divested the court of subject matter jurisdiction, and further concluding “that the report and recommendation was correct in its ancillary determination that no pattern of racketeering activity as defined in the RICO statute has been pleaded and that plaintiffs have therefore not stated a claim on which relief may be granted pursuant to the statute.” Accordingly, the district court dismissed the Mills’ complaint with prejudice on all counts.
On appeal, the Mills do not contest the district court’s application of the Rooker-Feldman doctrine, but claim that the district court abused its discretion by dismissing the complaint with prejudice after determining that it lacked subject matter jurisdiction. We agree.
Under the relevant provision of the federal removal statute,
[a] motion to remand the case on the basis of any defect other than lack of subject matter jurisdiction must be made within 30 days after the filing of the notice of removal under section 1446(a). If at any time before final judgment it appears that the district court lacks subject matter jurisdiction, the case shall be remanded. An order remanding the case may require payment of just costs and any actual expenses, including attorney fees, incurred as a result of the removal. A certified copy of the order of remand shall be mailed by the clerk to the clerk of the State court. The State court may thereupon proceed with such case.
28 U.S.C. § 1447(c) (emphasis added). The language of this provision unambiguously precludes federal courts from reaching the merits of a removed case when it lacks subject matter jurisdiction over the dispute. We have historically construed this passage strictly:
We think ... that the district court erred in departing from the literal words of § 1447(c), which, on their face, give it no discretion to dismiss rather than remand an action. And, we are unwilling to read such discretion into the statute here, because we cannot say with absolute certainty that remand would prove futile.
Me. Ass’n of Interdependent Neighborhoods v. Comm’r, Me. Dep’t of Human Serv., 876 F.2d 1051, 1054 (1st Cir.1989); see Smith v. Wis. Dep’t of Agric., Trade and Consumer Prot., 23 F.3d 1134, 1139 n. 10 (7th Cir.1994) (“[T]he point of section 1447(c) is that a federal court does not have the authority to dismiss a claim over which it never had jurisdiction in the first instance. The merits of the ... claim are therefore irrelevant to this determination.”); see also Christopher v. Stanley-Bostitch, Inc., 240 F.3d 95, 100 (1st Cir.2001) (“When a federal court concludes that it lacks subject matter jurisdiction over a case, it is precluded from rendering any judgments on the merits of the case.”).
Appellees gamely attempt to evade this inevitable result, arguing that a district court is entitled to dismiss a removed case with prejudice if the removal itself “is procedurally and substantively proper,” and the jurisdictional defect is